Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.

Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.

I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed.

I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

When you know what you're doing, you can do what you want." -Moshe Feldenkrais

The weakness of one man is the strength of another, hence we all are different for a reason.

you can tell who you are the way people respond to you.

I close my eyes and think about the only thing that makes life worth the trials: Emma Kingsley, her sweet smile, and the laugh that make me believe in a future.

I've hated some of them too. Most of them sometimes. And they do think differently, but that's a good thing, isn't it? A hand isn't a f-foot, but I need them both to hunt.

My attitude towards drawing is not necessarily about drawing. It's about making the best kind of image I can make, it's about talking as clearly as I can.

He who devotes sixteen hours a day to hard study may become at sixty as wise as he thought himself at twenty.

There is no bond like the bond of having read and liked the same books.

No man will be found in whose mind airy notions do not sometimes tyrannize, and force him to hope or fear beyond the limits of sober probability.

Be great, make the best life for your family!