Then again you may pick up just enough education to hate people who say, 'It's a secret between he and I.'

Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.

She wasn't doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.

One day a long time from now you'll cease to care anymore whom you please or what anybody has to say about you. That's when you'll finally produce the work you're capable of.

Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.

I do not wear my emotions on my sleeve. I was once described by my own son Stephen as an emotional ostrich.

I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.

I don't even like old cars. I'd rather have a goddam horse. A horse is at least human, for God's sake.

And I can't be running back and fourth forever between grief and high delight.

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.

The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make you slightly unhappy constantly.

Until you won't step into the creepy road, you will never be able to tread a smooth path for yourself.

Water is such a lifesaver into which we cannot breathe but without taking it into us we cannot live

Lord, make me a blessing to someone today.

Educating a beautiful woman is like pouring honey into a fine Swiss watch: everything stops.

i wish i were someone else, even though i know i'll never, ever be able to get away from what i've done and what's been done to me.

Certainly, there are huge, multiplatinum bands whose singers command their audience's attention. Sadly, much of the time they have little to say.

Like I've said many times before, I'm always more likely to remember goals for their importance rather than if they're beautiful or not. Goals scored in finals, for example.

The legal theory is, that marriage makes the husband and wife one person, and that person is the husband.

Decide what the rest of your life is to be. Whatever you are now, you might be forever.

Kill two birds with one stone, feed the homeless to the hungry.