Then his heart made up his mind.

The train rolled right through dinner and over the sunset and around ten o'clock and into a nap and out the next day...

People say satire is dead. It's not dead it's alive and living in the White House.

In 1903 the Wright brothers invented airplanes, because in 1902 they took a road trip across the country with their family.

Say yes to everything you’re excited about or afraid of.

Kissing scenes with a boy or a girl, they're awkward. There's nothing sexy about it. There's a lot of people standing around.

A Lifetime Warranty on a concealed carry firearm isn't much good, If the firearm fails in an armed encounter, the owner of the firearm might expire, along with the warranty.

You have to do bad things in order to become a hero. You have to make sacrifices.

A lot of times you just go through life and forget to stop and say: "This is cool." Or: "I'm lucky, I love the people in my life and I love what I'm doing."

Today's gratitude buys tomorrows happiness.

Few children learn to read books by themselves. Someone has to lure them into the wonderful world of the written word; Someone has to show them the way.

Life is a race. If you delay starting, how can you have any hope of winning?