Then if my friendships break and bend, There's little need to cry The while I know that every foe Is faithful till I die.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

The Odyssey is the story of motion both purposeful and purposeless, successful and futile. What else is the history of law?

The test of mountain-top experiences, of mysticism, of visions of God and of solitariness is when you are “in the soup” of actual circumstances.

Come, enter into my imagination and see me as I truly am.

When your creative expressions match the needs of you fellow humans, then wealth will spontaneously manifest.

Cinderella hoein' for the fellas, Mr. Roger was getting kind of jealous.

Stop worrying about the lousy science, and how me the money already.

I don't think courting and dating is a liability. I actually think it can be a blessing.

The mind can be a crazy monkey that is always dying to escape from the moment.

I realized when I was 23 that I had never really tried anything.

I have to say accounting almost killed me.