Then there's politics. Just imagine politics with its dumbbell element subtracted. There would be no Republican candidates. There would be no Democratic voters. The whole system would collapse.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

Good intentions aren't enough, you must take right actions.

If we never challenge our shortcomings, we ensure that they remain our Achilles' heel.

Let us turn to our own childhoods-no further-if we will renew our sense of remoteness, and of the mystery of change.

I don't want him to live forever, and I know that he's not going to live forever whether I want him to or not.

Nancy's got a guardian angel. Seven feet plus of muscle and mayhem that goes by the name of Marv.

The Son of God came to seek us where we are in order that he might bring us to be with him where he is.

God wants to help you find your way home.

The chains which cramp us most are those which weigh on us least.

Play with your physical workplace in a way that sends positive "body language" to employees and visitors.

We have to have more consideration for people who have lesser means than we do. It is a problem of survival.