Then you had people who wanted to get into comedy just to get a TV deal.

When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.

If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.

Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.

And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.

Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.

If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.

I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.

I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.

Many of the boys and men who are regarded as immature by some females are so deemed merely because they do not want to get married someday … or soon.

This universe is a dancing stage for consciousness.

in piecesyet at peacei am a building in a post war city

When that shutter clicks, anything else that can be done afterward is not worth consideration.

I come from a show-business family, so wanting to become an actor never crossed my mind. It was just a part of my life.

When people say, "I have nothing to hide," what they're saying is, "My rights don't matter."

For both optimal health and weight loss, you must consume a diet with a high nutrient-per-calorie ratiothere are no shortcuts.

We had the skirts with the slits up the side, sort of tough, sort of Spanish Harlem cool, but sweet too.

A house must be built on solid foundations if it is to last. The same principle applies to man, otherwise he too will sink back into the soft ground and becomes swallowed up by the world of illusion.

So I decided to make a film about our need to tell stories, to own our stories, to understand them, and to have them heard.