Theodore you have the mind but you have not the body, and without the help of the body the mind cannot go as far as it should. I am giving you the tools, but it is up to you to make your body.

If life seems jolly rotten, There’s something you’ve forgotten.

There's no point in writing my kind of stuff, when they're printing that kind of stuff. So I gave up and started drinking.

I was never very interested in boys - and there were plenty of them - vying with one another to see how many famous women they would get into the hay.

Listeners instinctively detect that when we lower the usual pitch of our voice, we are sad, and when we raise it, we are angry or fearful.

Any man without a woman is incomplete, and vice-versa she's obsolete.

Love is two minds without a single thought.

Rather, God has commissioned us as agents of intervention in the midst of a hostile and broken world.

Remember that there is no happiness in having or in getting, but only in giving.

You can fake intelligence, but you can't fake wit.

One thing I do know is that we are fortunate to be here and we're here to try and better ourselves and to be good.