Theology offers you a working arrangement, which leaves the scientist free to continue his experiments and the Christian to continue his prayers.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Maybe we could all take care of each other, I dreamed.

There's definitely one person in this world I know I can count on. She's there in the mirror.

I'm so good at beginnings, but in the end I always seem to destroy everything, including myself.

What was the good of having such a fine home if you weren't willing to fight for it?

I do find walking is fundamental to my creative process.

I hate to lose. When I was a kid, I used to cry every time I lost a game, up until, like, the 8th grade. I used to go ballistic.

I'm not a businessperson. I have no sense of money. My mom does everything for me. She makes all my decisions for me, and even buys my clothes. She's very protective.

Since I love you, my loneliness begins to throw you.

I know what you go through when you learn someone close to you has died.

Conscience, man's moral medicine chest.