Theoretically, there is nothing that can stop the government from taxing 100 per cent of income so long as the people get benefits from the government commensurate with their income which is taxed.

No matter how hard it is, or how hard it gets, don't ever, ever, ever lose hope!

Tell me you spotted a condom tree over to the right by the stream of lube.

If any other religious cult knew so few basic facts about its own seminal beliefs as the liberal cult does about Joe McCarthy, Janet Reno would gas them.

I live between fearing doom and wishing for it.

Come, come to Him who made thy heart; Come weary and oppressed; To come to Jesus is thy part; His part, to give thee rest.

Happiness is in your ability to love others.

We are not just flesh and blood. And our hungers are not going to be set aside as just flesh and blood.

Every time you do something that is important, write down what you expect will happen.

I kind of understand now why people freak out when they see celebrities that they love, because that's how I feel about every single Muppet.

I Xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.