There ain't no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul

I don't know if it's rare, but from my experience, I think Suits does a lot more casting off of auditions than other shows.

I am opposed to socialism because it dreams ingenuously of good, truth, beauty, and equal rights.

The most interesting nerds are the ones who take offense to being called nerds.

The military preferred - invariably - those who could be readily defined, assigned roles, understood, and controlled.

The present is a powerful deity. [Ger., Die Gegenwart ist eine machtige Gottin.]

Normally I don't compromise at all but it felt important to give that song the chance to be heard.

Those that believe this is merely a downturn are mad. Our industry is going to mature and as something matures, the rate of innovation does slow.

In books we seek God; in prayer we find him. Prayer is the key which opens God's heart.

I learn a great deal by merely observing you, and letting you talk as long as you please, and taking note of what you do not say.