There always seems to be someone looking over your shoulder - just waiting for an opportunity to lecture on The Darker Side of Chocolate

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare...neither knew chocolate.

The moon is high. The sea is deep. They rock and rock and rock to sleep.

I want to be your personal penguin. Please?

Research tells us that fourteen out of any ten individuals like chocolate.

Clearly it is not the lovelorn sufferer who seeks solace in chocolate, but rather the chocolate-deprived individual, who, desperate, seeks in mere love a pale approximation of bittersweet euphoria.

Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right combination of fats and sugar, it can duplicate chocolate in color and texture. Of course, the same can be said of dirt.

"Chocolate - The Consuming Passion" was written for the Chocolate Elite - the select millions who like chocolate in all its infinite variety, using 'like' as in 'I like to breathe.'

Books can take you places.

I want to be your personal penguin.Please?

But if ever I try to mend, some other bodies would instantly break, would instantly be fragments.

Was walking aimlessly towards the endUntil I saw a glimmer of hopeA light so brightThought it would change my life And show me where to go

The art of being wise is the art of knowing that solutions don’t come from individuals, but rather experiences.

I want there to be another independence referendum at some stage. I want Scotland to be independent, but I wouldn't choose to have it happen because England votes to come out of the E.U.

In time of war, the loudest patriots are the greatest profiteers.

The essence of education is that it is a change effected in the organism to satisfy the operator.

When we tune in to an especially human way of viewing the landscape powerfully, it resonates with an audience

A good quotation is a very strong wind; it can change a man's direction!

It's nice when you can tell stories that brush up against the world we live in.

If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion.