There are 2, 500 kinds of sponges, all of them consist largely of holes.

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it.

The Chameleon's face reminded Aristotle of a Baboon. Aristotle wasn't much of a looker himself.

The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

To the seeing eye life is mostly Sparrows.

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.

Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.

You must determine your goal. What matters most? Winning arguments? Or resembling Christ? Even in the heat of an argument we should be asking ourselves if we are acting like Christ.

To be what you always wanted to be, step away from conformity.

Of course he seems to have quite a mind of his own and that is probably where he is weakest.

But I like not these great success of yours for I know how jealous are the gods.

College kids, don't be taking examples from me.

The more we have, the more we want. And for this reason, we never have it all.

People may be in awe of perfection, but they warm to humanity.

But satire, ever moral, ever new, Delights the reader and instructs him, too. She, if good sense refine her sterling page, Oft shakes some rooted folly of the age.

In many respects, my best friends were dogs.

Extraordinary accomplishments are only achieved when we are able to overcome extraordinary challenges.