There are 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who enjoy a nice salami and those who have no souls.

False hope is better than no hope at all.

Love is like skydiving without a parachute.

Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers.

A person without regrets is called a corpse.

A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.

What if there's no such thing as PMS, and this is just my personality?

You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.

Taxes for people with too much damned time on their hands.

Expect stupid. It's everywhere.

The trouble with insanity is it can flare up at the most inconvenient moments.

I've never met a strong person with an easy past.

Never let anyone define who you are or decide who you should become.

I'm a citizen of the republic of empathy.

I was famous in a way that was kind of terrifying. I had no protection. When reporters showed up at my house, there wasn't even a sidewalk. They were literally parked on my front lawn.

Vanity is the fear of appearing original: it is thus a lack of pride, but not necessarily a lack of originality.

Never give up, laugh a lot. Be good to others.

Married couples, may we never forget that when attacks come the grace of the sacrament is eternally stronger than we are.

I actually have a lot of guilty pleasures.

Acting and writing go together. Actors write because they love words and becoming other people - we love to escape into other characters.