There are 869 different forms of lying, but only one of them has been squarely forbidden. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

My melon soulCrushed by your Gallagher of apathy

When we are sad—at least I am like this—it can be comforting to cling to familiar objects, to the things that don't change.

Truth like the burgeoning of a bulb under the soil however deeply sown will make its way to the light.

Love doesn't just sit there like a stone it has to be made like bread remade all the time made new.

We have been too kind to those who are killing the planet. We have been inexcusably, unforgivably, insanely kind.

I'm not a foodie; I'm an eatie. I don't have anything against foodies. I just don't have the time or the interest to do that much research.

When you tug at a single thing in the universe, you'll find its attached to everything else.

Christy Turlington is my idol. She really is. She's a gorgeous woman inside and out. I admire her work in the charity field. She's just been able to balance it all - and gracefully, as well.

The man who will whip me will be fast, strong and hasn't been born yet.

Where there are no distinctions there can be no superiority; perfect equality affords no temptation.