There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

My life needs editing.

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.

When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?!

There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.

The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.

One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.

Place Yourself On the Scale You Desire.Don't Expect Others To Do It For You. It's An Individual Thing Called SELF-ESTEEM.

After it is all over, the religion of man is his most important possession.

Optimism is essential to achievement and it is also the foundation of courage and true progress.

He was in love with life as an ant on a summer blade of grass.

Gone before To that unknown and silent shore.

I think certain people would be moved to be nostalgic about America's glory days, when the music set the tone for the cultural conversation and popular musicians had this absurd level of authority.

You can never solve a problem on the same level as the problem.

firestar: jayfeather what does mallow look like? jayfeather: i dont know, ive never seen any

Science cannot destroy the consciousness of freedom, without which there is no morality and no art, but it can refute it.

The reason most kids don't like school is not that the work is too hard, but that it is utterly boring.