There are a lot of actors that are more talented than me at Second City who quit it before they even got to a paying status. Weird luck. I had no other option.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

Put the hero back in the super hero movies, because I think 'super' might have taken over.

I just want to live in peace and quiet.

Everyone around me is so strict about keeping me grounded.

My mother is an actress and very well known in France; hence, I move to London to start my own life.

I'm frozen in time, it's more than just you being a dyme I see the other half of me when I look in your eyes

We fall in love with one version of someone and we expect them to stay that way, but they never do.

Eggs give me protein after a good work out. The cheesier, the better!

Sweat more during peace: bleed less during war

All real progress must be slow.