There are a lot of self important people who make you believe they're artistes and high on the intelligence quotient and I've sat down and listened to them and just been bored.

I can tan quickly. What takes people hours to do, I can tan in half an hour.

The Baggio brothers, of course, are not related.

To my mind, there are no unattractive women; only those who haven't been awakened by love . . . A woman is often like a strip of film-obliterated, insignificant-until a man puts the light behind her.

Basically, I'm a shy human being. Very introverted.

There's no telling what the score will be if this one goes in

Referee Norlinger is outstanding in the sense that he stands out.

I'm kind of like a relic from another era.

Women love romance, but they're not as romantic as men.

What that situation really needed was a little eyebrows.

The truth of it is that women are far more logical than men.

Needs cause motivation. Deep-rooted desires for esteem, affection, belonging, achievement, self-actualization, power, and control motivate us to push for what we want and need in our lives.

May night continue to fall upon the orchestra

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

The heart the heart the heart how it thrives on hate.

Servility is disgusting to a truly noble character, and engenders only contempt.

[B]ut in literature, it should be remembered, a thing always becomes his at last who says it best, and thus makes it his own.

It is such a comfort to drop the tangles of life into God's hands and leave them there.

When I hit the bong I'm Godzilla takin' over Hong Kong Eatin' wonton with a shotgun in long johns.

Unfortunately, inner feelings and potential are often stunted by our parents, relatives or peers.