There are a lot of so-called "good Americans" who are really a bunch of bums.

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.

I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.

Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?

I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air.

I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.

I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

I've always been about honesty, whether on the radio, whether I did a movie, whether I wrote a book. As long as you're honest, you don't lose your edge.

You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.

Seeds of talents and abilities have been placed in us

Homeschooling is not head-to-head, it's heart-to-heart.

There is no place for innocence on the battlefield.

Vanity plays lurid tricks with our memory.

Capital punishment in my view achieved nothing except revenge.

Censorship defeats the right to self determination.

Wine invents nothing; it only tattles.

Because others have let us down, it is now our duty to face the hard truths and do the right thing--no matter the personal cost.

Do not crowd the understanding; it can comprehend so much and no more. A pint pot will not contain the measure of a quart.

Democracy is fatal for the arts; it leads only to chaos or the achievement of new and lower common denominators of quality.