There are a lot of young, well-educated, artistic people out there that like to be entertained.

My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical.

Most of my ideas just come out funny.

There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.

I'm a little bit of an amateur political junkie.

It's never fun to read death threats.

I sort of fell out of new music. I'm old, I like what I like, and that's that.

Nobody hates hipsters more than hipsters.

There's a lot of dopes in life, and in film school. The interesting people are usually easy to find.

Funny people don't really laugh very much.

Dads are awkward because they're older guys who aren't cool anymore and are figuring out who they are, and they often make bad choices in fashion and music.

It's not the error in the book, it's the thought that counts.

True eloquence consists in saying all that is necessary and nothing but what is necessary.

The principle of the Gothic architecture is infinity made imaginable.

The greatest players use anger as fuel. Michael Jordan played every night with something like road rage.

Get a backbone, not a wishbone.

Government should take management lesson from private sector.

I'm a worker. I do the work to communicate, and I want people to embrace it, and when they do I'm happy.

Patience and time conquer all things.

Took an oath, I'ma stick it out to the end.

Snow is so common that I have omitted to note its falling at least two days out of Three.