There are always parts of me that come out in the characters that I play - it's the only thing I have to work with and to draw off of.

Make all your decisions based on how hilarious it would be if you did it.

If you feel like a weirdo, it's okay because weirdos rule the world.

I'm too awkward to date, I think. I'm kind of all or nothing, you know? Either put a baby inside of me or leave me alone.

It's weird, huh? It's like the minute you kinda give up control you just know what to do without doing anything.

I'm like that person who hates going to magic shows - and I love magic, I love wizards - but going to a show where there is any possibility of audience participation is a nightmare for me.

I always want to keep growing and keep surprising people, and showing them different parts of me.

I think being on a TV show is amazing but also, people get kind of used to seeing you a certain way and so it becomes a challenge to break free from that in a way.

I don't let myself 'surf' on the Web, or I would probably drown.

I've had experiences in my life where I've met certain people that have opened up something in me and given me hope and a new outlook on life.

My grandfather came over from Puerto Rico and raised his kids speaking English so that it would be easier for them to assimilate.

Bring your dreams to reality. Believe in yourself. You know you have what it takes, to make your dreams come true. Start now and dedicate yourself to success. Shoot for the stars and make it happen.

I've known humans, and I know beasts. The beast is better. It is unpretentious. It kills for food. Humans do 'cause they're just not any good.

Everyone is just making the choices they think will help them get by.

Maybe I'm sort of like the players - there's still a lot of little boy in me.

I am a critic - as essential to the theatre as ants to a picnic.

Fortunately, her year of graduate classes prepared her for obnoxious conduct.

Let's talk about a decision that women have to make every morning- Big purse or little purse?

Answer e-mails from junior people before more senior ones. Junior people have further to go and tend to remember who slighted them.

We actually don't know the function of sleep all that well yet, but sleep is a time of quiescence in the brain.

Now this is very profound, what rhythm is, and goes far deeper than words. A sight, an emotion, creates this wave in the mind, long before it makes words to fit it.