There are certain bits in my act that will never change.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

Thought is the strongest thing we have.

As a DJ I am never 100 percent in charge of the sound. The sound levels are controlled by someone at the sound board of the venue.

When you can't create you can work

I think science is real. And I think it's important that we grip this and deal with it, both at home and abroad.

God is not outside this earthly case of ours.

Nightmares exist outside of logic, and there's little fun to be had in explanations; they're antithetical to the poetry of fear.

I'm not a part of any organized practices, but I believe heavily on love and the universe and what you give is what you get.

There's nothing that can prepare you for fame and for the music business at any point in history.

If I cared deeply about what people thought of me, I probably would have never made it out of Compton, California.

All my friends are but one, but He is all sufficient.