There are days when I can hear men tying their shoe laces in the gallery.

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

I might not come home with hardware, but I'm winning.

Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.

The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.

I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there.

Life is not a bowl full of cherries, there's good and bad stuff.

Because you pray after you play.

You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up.

I've never been to heaven and, thinking back on my life, I probably won't get a chance to go. I guess the Masters is as close as I'm going to get.

I accept the fact that I'm going to miss it sometimes. I just hope I miss it where I can find it.

Try not to waste today by continuing on the same chapter you were complaining about yesterday.

Three films a day, three books a week and records of great music would be enough to make me happy to the day I die.

Lukewarmness I account a sin, as great in love as in religion.

I'm not a racist or misogynist person, but I find these jokes funny, so I say them.

In America, we're divided, deeply divided.

The mere fact of knowing that a great audience waits on your labor is enough to shake all your nerves to pieces.

I come from the school of being (stereotyped) since I was five years old. And I know that I should not be putting my personal issues on the table or letting them effect my work.

I dress women the way I see them and the way I envision them from day one, thus my customer knows that what she is looking for she will get.

He who is allowed to do as he likes will soon run his head into a brick wall out of sheer frustration.

Tyrants have always some slight shade of virtue; they support the laws before destroying them.