There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner, seems to offer more entertainment than the TV set.

Cooking is like making love, you do it well, or you do not do it at all.

After nightfall, I wouldn't leave a burning building without an escort.

One who roams the channels after dark, searching for buried treasure.

A leader or mentor gives credit to others when things go right, and accepts the blame when things go wrong.

I don't think I have the ability or patience to teach badminton to others.

Anyone in the comedy world knows that Horatio Sanz and Chris Parnell are two of the funniest guys around.

Art exists because life is not enough.

Karate is like boiling water: without heat, it returns to it's tepid state

People marry with a deep longing that their partner will tend to their wounds, not throw salt in them. Honor your partner's vulnerability.

I tend to prefer the smaller movies because they shoot more efficiently and so you're are able to maintain that momentum of the character a little more easily.

What's purple mean?" Adrian put his hand on the door. "Gotta go, Sage. Dont want to keep Dorothy waiting

Always radiate positive currents of... Light, Goodness, Love, Kindness, Hope and Determination.

The world needed more fireworks- especially now that there was going to be a shortage of beautiful, useless things.