There are enough tears in any child's life; we certainly don't need to add to them in the name of entertainment.

It may be an old cliche, but I think true love will last; it has no end. But finding the right person is a very difficult thing.

I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.

When a performer doesn't get nervous, that is when you have to give up.

Puerto Rico is one of those places you can be as quiet or as crazy as you want, because there's so much nightlife. I have to take the craziness carefully.

You can shuffle my deck any day!

It could still be a good night if you play your cards right.

I don't do close-ups any more. I am better looking from the waist downwards.

Nice to see you, to see you nice

It gets harder every day to get out of bed. I don't feel like it loads of the time. It is only my exercise routine which wakes me up.

I am not doddery... doddery I am not!

If you don't know how to meditate at least try to spend some time every day just sitting.

I don't really think so much of what kind of man I am. I just do what I like and enjoy, and let other people think what they want.

Trust not one night's ice.

Luckily, I'm a governor - so I get to tell you what I've already done not just what I'm going to do.

I've lived in good climate, and it bores the hell out of me. I like weather rather than climate.

When lifes seems hopeless, rearrange things for a dose of dopeness.

Stability is not immobility.

I do not believe wealthy candidates should spend vast resources in their own campaigns.

Every time I show up to do something here it's considered a comeback. If I came into town and they didn't call it that, I'd be disappointed.

Maybe tomorrow when He looks down Every green field and every town All of his children every nation There'll be peace and good, brotherhood... Crystal blue persuasion.