There are few, if any, Canadian men that have never spelled their name in a snow bank.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

Within our emotions lie answers, truths and instructions.

the fundamental purpose of school is learning, not teaching.

A court is an assembly of noble and distinguished beggars.

To be happy in life... You've got to train your mind to see the good, to be grateful for what you have.

God never promised us a trouble-free life.

It changed my life. I saw art then as I wanted to see it.

That movie [War for the Planet of the Apes] is incredibly engaging; it's what drives the emotion of all these films. So tonight, we're going to show a long sequence that's actually going to be.

Hey, all I was trying to do was keep my country and my family safe!

You can change your faith without changing gods, and vice versa.

There is no subsitute for hard work.