There are few people more convinced of their own genius than those who complain of how stupid they are.

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.

All women are flirts, but some are restrained by shyness, and others by sense.

Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires.

A work can become modern only if it is first postmodern. Postmodernism thus understood is not modernism at its end but in the nascent state, and this state is constant.

When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere.

There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.

Nothing hinders a thing from being natural so much as the straining ourselves to make it seem so.

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

Most people know no other way of judging men's worth but by the vogue they are in, or the fortunes they have met with.

There are no accidents so unlucky from which clever people are not able to reap some advantage, and none so lucky that the foolish are not able to turn them to their own disadvantage.

That's a cute sentence: the years to come. Why are you so sure they're coming?

Fine! I'll throw on some clothes. Turn around. I'm in my pj's" "I'm a guy. That's like asking a kid not to glance at the candy counter.

There's a great deal of child left in me and acting is fun. It's a make believe thing.

I once fell in love with a crab on the beach. It was called crab.

She had once said that she believed the women's liberation movement of the sixties and seventies was actually a ploy by men to get women to do more.

The words 'I will forgive you, but I'll never forget what you've done' never explain the real nature of forgiveness.

I hope that this year, you make mistakes. If you do, then it means you have tried, learned, lived, pushed yourself, changed you and your world, and most importantly, you've done something.

Oh, gods, you’re mated! I really hope it’s to Aimee. (Bride) Thankfully so. Otherwise I’d have had to kill me some ho and then beat Fang senseless. (Aimee)

I believe that there is a silver lining in everything, and once you begin to see it, you'll need sunglasses to combat the glare.

The ruling in the Paula Jones case is so silly.