There are girls, not specially beautiful, whom you could not lose in a crowd. There are other girls, apparently perfect in beauty, who seem to melt into insignificance.

We never make sport of religion, politics, race or mothers. A mother never gets hit with a custard pie. Mothers-in-law-yes. But mothers-never.

The more Keystone comedies I make, the more convinced I become that comedy is an art, and a high one at that.

Beloved King of Comedy.

Our specialty was exasperated dignity and the discombombulation of Authority.

If somebody for some reason, for music or for movie, becomes famous, it's because they have something, something special.

Care is a state in which something does matter it is the source of human tenderness.

It is probably not true to say that there was a physical homosexual relationship between [Rudolf Hess and Hitler] but the attraction was there.

I am often late for planes. The airlines know me now, they call at home and ask, 'How much later will you be today?

I get mad when people call me an action movie star. Indiana Jones is an adventure film, a comic book, a fantasy.

Along this road of spending, the government either takes over, which is Socialism, or dictates institutional and economic life, which is Fascism.

We all want things we can't have. Being a decent human being is accepting that.

Work for god, love god alone, and be wise with god. When an ordinary man puts the necessary rime and enthusiasm into meditation and prayer, he becomes a divine man.

Don't let your character change color with your environment. Find out who you are and let it stay it's true color.