There are lots of levels of fear and complaint about the government getting involved in business. First and foremost, of course, is incompetence.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

Men's eyes were made to look, let them gaze, I will budge for no man's pleasure.

When you choose to light, I weep, when you choose to darken, I weep

The first shot does not beat you.

I am not a method actor, though I studied for a year with Lee Strasburg.

I have to accept risk as a racing driver.

Our fans make the band. What they give we give right back. They're an integral part of us. They ARE us.

I believe all war to be wholly wrong.

The uncommitted life isn't worth living.

I speak to people in the languagethey understand. First I have a dialogue, if that is not understood I speak inanother language. There is no remedy for this.

The Confucian concept and Chinese ideograms for 'woman' and for 'slave' are the same.