There are many types of pain. The only one that aspirin won't help is a hurting heart. That's why there is alcohol.

Love isn't something to be given on whim, or shelved when it isn't convenient. Love is gift, a promise, and a belief in another person. If you treat it as such, it will fulfill you always

If love is like driving a car, then I must be the worst driver in the world. I missed all the signs and ended up lost.

The moment after being let go, when we can finally let it go, is the moment when love once again has hope.

You can chase love. If you are lucky enough to catch it…is it really yours?

I'm past competing in pissing contests. My jet stream is now more of a trickle. The only contest I'd win is the number of trips to the bathroom it takes to purge a 32oz soda.

Never close your lips to those whom you have already opened your heart.

There's a difference between playing and playing games. The former is an act of joy, the latter — an act.

Busy people are never busybodies.

If your way of life is writing, then everything that happens becomes a sentence.

My life isn't interesting! It's my mom. You need to write her life and put me in it. I'm a cameo in her life.

The next time you see one of those squirrels go near my putting green, take a gun and shoot it

Big business has many tools to make us pay for the crisis of their system.

I think more and more respect has been accorded to teachers, and quite rightly so.

When others put you down for who you are or what you're doing, it just means that you're going in the right direction.

Peace was the third emotion. Love. Hate. Peace. Three emotions made the ply of human life.