There are memories I choose not to live with, but we hang out at the same bar.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

World Class leaders know the secret to motivating themselves and others is discovering what they will fight for when the going gets rough.

Goodness, that Simon Cowell is a sensitive soul.

Here I begin to know that blessedness is what can be snatched out the passing day and put away to think of afterwards.

When you meet someone, treat them as if they were in serious trouble, and you will be right more than half the time.

Whoever loves, if he do not propose The right true end of love, he's one that goes To sea for nothing but to make him sick.

A child, when it begins to speak, learns what it is that it knows.

Not only is yoga excellent for flexibility, but it is also a great tool for longevity and injury prevention, as it allows for internal body awareness.

My poor mom really wants me to meet someone. I think she wanted to believe the Ryan Gosling rumor more than anybody.

If you have something to say, you will be given the power to say it.

You plan to be a challenge, do you?" Juliana smiled angelically. "I agreed to remain, my lord. Not to remain silent.