There are men steady and wise whose body, words and mind are self-controlled. They are the men of supreme self-control.

From the errors of others, a wise man corrects his own.

Pardon one offence, and you encourage the commission of many.

One ungrateful person does an injury to all needy people.

Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.

Would you have a great empire? Rule over yourself.

Tears gratify a savage nature, they do not melt it.

How unhappy is he who cannot forgive himself.

It matters not what you are thought to be, but what you are.

A tongue prone to slander is the proof of a depraved mind.

Never promise more than you can perform.

That really was NOT fun, though. Well, the hitting-her-with-a-stick part, that was fun. But crashing into a concrete bear? NOT fun.

I'm eating a massive pastrami sandwich. It's so beautiful I might cry. Just so you know.

The World Health Organization has recognized acupuncture as effective in treating mild to moderate depression.

The plain rule is to do nothing in the dark, to be a party to nothing underhanded or mysterious, and never to put his foot where he cannot see the ground.

I said that I'm only there to write the truth, I'm not going to cover anything up, but I'll put everything in context and get as close to the truth of this person as I can.

Love is about all the changes you make, and not just three small words

The most successful people are those who are good at plan B.

I put the hamburger on the assembly line.

You cannot experience the death of anybody

Good boys are nice - don't go for the bad ones!