There are millions of stories in the world, and several hundred of them good ones.

The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of doing something.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.

It is a pity that instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock had not landed on the Pilgrim Fathers.

The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to stay where you are.

If you will refrain from telling any lies about the Republican Party, I'lll promise not to tell the truth about the Democrats.

As for food, half of my friends have dug their graves with their teeth.

The walk downstairs to the breakfast table is excercise enough for any gentleman.

The government of the United States is and always has been a lawyer's government.

There have been many Presidents of the United States and the roll will be indefinitely extended. We have had a number of brilliant soldiers, but only one great general.

"What is the most beautiful word in the language?" The elderly lawyer quickly replied: "Home."

nothing is interesting if you are not interested.

Purity is receptivity, the ability to sit and wait patiently, for as long as necessary, for the coming of the light.

There is no love that rewards with more consistency and provides lifelong passion as the love one has for the world.

Humanity has to travel a hard road to wisdom, and it has to travel it with bleeding feet.

Wildly original, brilliantly comic, brutally gruesome, it is a dazzling performance that will probably outrage nearly as many readers as it delights.

Tonight I'm going to shower and then just walk for about four hours and look at the moon.

Writer's block.. when one curses the blinking cursor on the blank page.

I'd like to believe there's a little of Hitler and Napoleon in me. Even if I try, I can't be as selfless as Mahatma Gandhi and Mother Teresa.

You've got a bit of a temper, don't you?

Be to yourself as you would to your friend.