There are millions to be grabbed out here and your only competition is idiots. Don't let thisget around.

Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night!

You know it's hard to hear what a bearded man is saying. He can't speak above a whisker.

As there is no joy for the broken heart, there is not also an harmony to a guitar with broken strings!

My mother said the cure for thinking too much about yourself was helping somebody who was worse off than you.

The world’s most powerful business tool is also the most misunderstood. The e-factors are all about feelings not figures and feelings rule all buying decisions!

What I think is funny is when people, despite tragic situations, are still hopeful, still trying. It's sweet and sad - and, to me, hilarious.

Isn't a memorial service meant to comfort the living?

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations.

I would urge my fellow conservatives to avoid the temptation to crow about it or take credit.

Practical application is the only mordant which will set things in the memory. Study without it is gymnastics, and not work, which alone will get intellectual bread.

I am a better mother for having something in my life and not just my children.

Women are brought up to think it's acceptable to pay attention to their faces. Men translate their discomfort into their behavior.