There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, 'Do trousers matter?'" "The mood will pass, sir.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

heavily tattooed women can be said to control and subvert the ever-present 'male gaze' by forcing men (and women) to look at their bodies in a manner that exerts control.

When you forgive those that hurt you, they no longer have control over your future happiness. Their anger keeps them a prisoner to your past, while you enjoy the present.

I kiss your tear-stained cheeks, tasting the saltiness of a hidden sea of sorrow.

Beauty is the bait which with delight allures man to enlarge his kind.

I have a very old and very faithful attachment for dogs. I like them because they always forgive.

While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave, I have other uses for you, darling. I love the dead.

When I look in the mirror, I never see a handsome chap, or the person people think I am.

Music really becomes the soundtrack to the major events to your life.

Ambition is not a four-letter word and women have to embrace that.

We do not write what we know; we write what we want to find out.