There are more American Indians alive today than there were when Columbus arrived or at any other time in history. Does this sound like a record of genocide?

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Life is not for the faint hearted

All you care about is the control and power you have over me and I hate myself for giving that to you!

We do not die with those we mourn.

Every startup has a chance to change the world, by bringing not just a new product, but an entirely new institution into existence.

A good scientific theory should be explicable to a barmaid.

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Tragedy plus time equals humor.

Most people are fast to stop you before you get started but hesitate to get in the way if you're moving.

At 17, I dreamed of seeing the world. At 19, I had been around the world and back.

Waste is only waste if we waste it.