There are more bogeys in the last nine holes of the U.S. Open than in any other tournament in God's creation.

They call it golf because all the other four-letter words were taken.

If you travel first class, you think first class and you are more likely to play first class.

I had a prejudice against the British until I discovered that fifty percent of them were female.

Guys get voted into the Hall of Fame who don't belong, who lack the numbers. I'm very upset at the Hall of Fame for that. It's not fair to the people who went in early.

Visualization. It may be the most important part of your mental package.

I'm used to the golf course playing soft, so tomorrow I'm going to have to pay attention a little bit more.

How can you get tired of playing golf?

Golf is a game, and games are meant to be enjoyed.

The game was easy for me as a kid. I had to play a while to find out how hard it is.

One major should not get you into the Hall of Fame - maybe one major and 40 wins. I'm not gonna pick a guy with one major and 11 wins.

You have this thing called a life. Its only you that gets to live it and you only get to do it one time

Never call a man a fool; borrow from him

I love smart commercial fiction. Susan Isaacs, for example and the readers who interest me are, in the preponderance, women. I am one of them; I like the books they like.

Some people record onto tape, and then they pay for the tape, and download those onto a hard drive. Initially in a Pro Tools program. Other people go straight into digital, and use no tape at all.

I got a few things, because I think the props are so beautiful as much as anything else. The detail of the work is something that one has no idea of.

Let me hold on to this the way it was, before I knew anything else.

And one might therefore say of me that in this book I have only made up a bunch of other people's flowers, and that of my own I have only provided the string that ties them together.

The first view is "bad apple." Bad apple is excusable. It's sort of like, something went bad with this man. But the second option is police corruption, so it's a problem with the department.

Akmon squealed with delight. “I knew you were as smart as Hercules! I will call you Black Bottom, the Sequel!

Nothing can be produced without a cause, and the effect is but the cause reproduced.