There are more hooligans in the House of Commons than at a football match.

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one.

We had a good team on paper. Unfortunately, the game was played on grass.

Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.

If a chairman sacks the manager he initially appointed, he should go as well.

If I had an argument with a player we would sit down for twenty minutes, talk about it and then decide I was right!

Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes.

On occasions I have been big-headed. I think most people are when they get in the limelight. I call myself Big Head just to remind myself not to be.

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't on that particular job.

Saturday comes again, welcome or not, it comes again like it always does, welcome or not, wanted or not, another judgment day - The chance to be saved, the chance to be damned.

If God had wanted us to play football in the sky, He'd have put grass up there.

An illusion which is a real experience is worth having.

I ask the vice president to stop dodging the issue with legalese, and acknowledge his continued ties with Halliburton to the American people.

I hate artists who are not of their time.

If I could be reincarnated as a fabric, I would come back as a 38 double-D bra.

The U.S., out of all places, is just absolutely incredible.

Confidence is everything in this business.

Elvis makes millions every year, although he's been dead for many years.

I like to believe that love is a reciprocal thing, that it can't really be felt, truly, by one.

Capitalism is a purely cultic religion, perhaps the most extreme that ever existed.

Oh my heart, there is another way to love. Do not love the gift for what the gift is. Love the gift for Who it came from.