There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.

I went through the usual stages: imp, rascal, scalawag, whippersnapper. And, of course, after that it's just a small step to full-blown sociopath.

I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show.

And although I broke a lot of laws as a teenager, I straightened out immediately upon turning eighteen, when I realized the state had a legal right to execute me.

If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it.

I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.

There are women named Faith, Hope, Joy, and Prudence. Why not Despair, Guilt, Rage, and Grief? It seems only right. 'Tom, I'd like you to meet the girl of my dreams, Tragedy.' These days, Trajedi.

I can remember staring at the orphanage and feeling envy.

Because we were a poor area, the school had a small budget and was unable to teach the second half of the alphabet.

Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.

Life, ” said Marvin dolefully, “loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it.

No man can demonstrate peace and cling to unhappiness.

Divergent thinking is that one starts thinking from one point and expands from there to generate more ideas.

Because I have some amazing shoes and bags and stories that need to be appreciated.

I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central?

I think that celebrities should never underestimate their power. I mean just to draw attention, because then people get involved on a personal level.

I believed the only thing that could turn around this government spending and mounting debt would be if the people rose up.

Liberals want to manage the damage with government programs to take care of those who have fallen between the cracks. Populists want to fix the cracks so that people don't fall in the first place.

It ain’t dying I’m talking about, it’s living. I doubt it matters where you die, but it matters where you live.” ~spoken by Augustus McCrae

Time spent in nature is the most cost-effective and powerful way to counteract the burnout and sort of depression that we feel when we sit in front of a computer all day.