There are no awards in Hollywood for being an idiot.

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

Money doesn't buy happiness. It buys great hookers - but not happiness.

All you really have in the end are your stories.

The best way not to fail again is to be absolutely positive that when you do it this time, you're going to do it right.

If you hold on to things long enough, they get back into style. Like me.

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.

I can tell a young person where the mines are, but he's probably going to step on them anyway.

You're not a man until your father says you're a man.

If you hang onto something long enough, it will come back in style.. Like ME.

No-one will come in to rescue you. You just have to step out somehow, and make your dreams come true.

Bad things happen, Mathew. We can't see them coming, and there's often nothing we can do to prevent them. But that doesn't mean we shouldn't all live life to its fullest.

Revolution is everywhere, in everything. There is no final revolution, no final number.

He had grown used to the idea that Dumbledore could solve anything.

Because I can’t live without Della. I don’t want to. She’s the reason I get up in the mornings - Woods

Life is filled with tests, one after another, and if you don't recognize them, you are certain to fail the most important ones.

We are the sons of no one, bastards of young.

Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad.

So when will be the time to get on the train? I think.....a little bit almost quite very soon and not long.