There are no bad haircuts in cyberspace.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

Enjoyment is not a goal it is a feeling that accompanies important ongoing activity.

The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life. Either we suffer in our health, or we suffer in our soul, or we get fat.

It is one thing to be awakened to injustice and quite another to be willing to be inconvenienced and interrupted to do something about it.

Ambivalence is a wonderful tune to dance to. It has a rhythm all its own.

I sometimes think of Las Vegas as the Jerusalem of chance. A holy city.

It's not the victories that count to me. It's the quality of how you deliver your losses and the quality of how you deliver your victories.

I am going to work with Tom Daschle. And I'll work with the Republican leaders and the president to try and come up with something that we can all be proud of.

A style similar to Song Hye Gyo's is my ideal type.

My family was so poor we were close to eating the holes inside of doughnuts.

I think daily deals are a good idea. Any ad people view as content is a good ad, and that's true for daily-deal ads too.