There are no days off in our division. Even a team like Tampa Bay can beat you up.

I make too much money to play a game I love to ever feel sorry for myself.

I've definitely always wanted to be the guy they tell, 'Here's the ball. Go do it.'

I just don't see me going through that rehab and coming back to pitch at this point in my life.

Pitching is pitching. I've been doing this since I was eight-years-old, playing in my backyard with my dad. The things that work in Double-A will also work in the majors.

I'm the best. That's why I'm so relaxed out there. You've got to have some arrogant bones in your body, especially to be a pitcher in the big leagues.

I'm confident in myself, either way. I've pitched big games all my life.

Any strikeout record worth having is in a Texas pitcher's pocket. I might come join them one day.

The thing about throwing a fastball is, you want it to be easy, you want it to be effortless.

I lie constantly. All the time. I’m nothing but one big mass of lies.

Life has a meaning only if one barters it day by day for something other than itself.

Society exists for the benefit of its members, not the members for the benefit of society.

Never Try To Ruin Someone.. That's Bad Karma.. Let Them Ruin Themselves The Victory Is That Much Sweeter. You Reap What You Sow!

Vote against anything introduced with a "re" in it, especially reforms, reorganizations, and recodifications. This usually means going back to something that failed once and is likely to do so again.

I always think that good writers should be growing up on the brink of death - it really lets them see mortality very clearly.

Wherever we go, wherever we remain, the results of our actions follow us.

I have a form of ESP that allows me to consistently pick losing lottery numbers, and generally make poor life choices.

Nature's great masterpiece, an elephant; the only harmless great thing.

Dear young people, you have many plans and dreams for the future. But, is Christ at the center of each of your plans and dreams?