There are no dumb questions, but there are plenty of people who give dumb answers.

Statistics don't lie. It's the people who make up the statistics that lie.

I love a good non sequitur.

I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of crap.

People try to live their lives without consequences and end up living lives of no consequence.

Man's worst enemies are boredom and discontent.

The universe is a really interesting place. I couldn't live anywhere else.

You can get to everywhere from almost anywhere.

When you don't know where you're at, you don't get upset you're not somewhere else.

Many preachers are at home among books but quite at sea among men.

P46- As long as the oppressed remain unaware of the causes of their condition, they fatalistically "accept" their exploitation.

Men often take their imagination for their heart and they believe they are converted as soon as they think of being converted.

Never a lip is curved with pain that can't be kissed into smiles again.

Making someone happy is perhaps the humblest way of approaching happiness.

The biggest thing that comes out of improv that gets built on is just character traits. You know, for me the singing was born out of improv.

"Failure" is not the falling down, but the staying down.

We have a cunning adversary, who watches to do mischief, and will promote errors, even by the words of scripture.

Be like a tree and let the dead leaves drop.

A lot of the world looks to the United States, whether we like it or not.