There are no kinder or better people in the world than those who listen to you when you are 18.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

It is easier to stand in front of a bullet than it is to stand up to the world.

The art of creation is older than the art of killing.

It opens Wednesday or Friday.

I don't belong to any country clubs. I don't have this big circle of friends. Where I make my friends is where I work.

I think it's a trial balloon to see what happens, and I'm not impressed with it.

Love could be fractured and serve different purposes, and that intense love could be divided, between people just as easily as between moments of time.

I turn a lot of stuff down - big, big movies, the kind I wouldn't want to go to the cinema to see.

Playing a bad guy would be fun, I'm not going to lie. I'd definitely do that in a heartbeat, because it's so out of my nature.

I'm no different than any other expendable player.

He didn't want me to become a musician, he wanted me to be a doctor, because he said singing was too hard.