There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.

Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.

Simply stated, it is sagacious to eschew obfuscation.

Hardware works best when it matters the least.

Rank does not intimidate hardware. Neither does the lack of rank.

People do not win people fights. Lawyers do.

Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm... gets eaten.

Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it always increases.

One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'

Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound ... Q.E.D.

There is no peace, I'm sorry to say. We find it. We lose it. We find it again. We lose it again.

There is only you and your camera. The limitations in your photography are in yourself, for what we see is what we are.

There are people who have benefited from therapy without being confronted with the past at all.

Had it lived long, is would have been Lilies without, roses within.

Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works, because in its own way, it's quite theatrical.

Grief is not productive. It simply represents an inefficiency in accepting change of status.

I have not Googled myself. I have not looked at myself on Amazon. It could drive you wild.

For me, the most important thing is to continue to play well and to be a positive figure and hopefully a role model for kids as well.

Modem science, then, maintains on the one hand that nature, both organic and inorganic, strives towards a state of order and that man's actions are governed by the same tendency.

It is painful to comprehend how the mind becomes fixed little by little as time goes by. The mind is the executioner of reality, the slayer of the true; the mind is the destroyer of love.