There are no mistakes and it's never boring on the edge of imagination, which is only pure spirit having a bit of fun.

Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life. Either you laugh and suffer, or you got your beans or brains on the ceiling.

you aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop.

We are all the same person trying to shake hands with our self.

We can make a difference and have fun doing it

Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life.

we're all bozos on the bus, so might as well sit back and enjoy the ride.

Good morning! What we have in mind is breakfast in bed for four hundred thousand.

Sure, I could of done it different... put my clown in a closet and dressed up in straight clothing. I could of compromised my essence, and swallowed my soul.

Death was Patrick Henry's second choice.

And I also thought that Richard Nixon was the greatest political education we have ever had, but it looks like we need to relearn them again.

The dead can survive as part of the lives of those that still live.

Blending into the tinctures and textures of the countryside. The tree which falls without any human hearing still falls, as the creatures who die without being found by a human still die.

I’m not trying to fix you. I don’t think you’re broken.”- Damian (Marked Book #1) page 266

I grow old … I grow old …

You don't get to choose, " Lincoln said. "It's just happening.

I'm a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing. I like to go in the women's room for number two. I've been caught several times and I have paid dearly.

By following the concept of one country, two systems, you dont swallow me up nor I you.

I figured if I told it to myself often enough, I would start believing it.

I would so like to be Lenny Kravitz.