There are no races. Only lotteries.

To prepare for a race there is nothing better than a good pheasant, some champagne and a woman.

You'd have to be an imbecile or hypocrite to imagine that a professional cyclist who rides 235 days a year can hold himself together without stimulants.

You can't ride the Tour de France on mineral water.

It was eleven more than neccessary.

Leave me in peace, everybody takes dope.

I regard taking healthy sea level adapted children to the 13, 796 feet very high altitude summit of Mauna Kea as a form of child abuse.

Indifference to me, is the epitome of all evil.

People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.

Jesus was a doer, and not only a talker. He led the way by example. He showed us how to live and minister to others.

In honor of his new Nobel, this hard-core Dylanophile wants to share with you a song or two from each of his many incarnations. Because you deserve to know.

If my mother hadn't thrown my football boots on the fire, I might have become as famous as Denis Compton.

The sun has been there for 500, 600 years.

Thank you God for making me an atheist.

You're married, and suddenly you have your own family. There's a nice comfort in that. That part of your life is certain ... You've got your home in that other person.

Rosencrantz: I don't believe in it anyway. Guildenstern: What? Rosencrantz: England. Guildenstern: Just a conspiracy of cartographers, then?