There are no roads in all Bohemia !

Imagination is like a lofty building reared to meet the sky; whereas fancy is a balloon that soars at the wind's will.

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.

There is work that is work and there is play that is play; there is play that is work and work that is play. And in only one of these lies happiness.

Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.

I never saw a purple cow; I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one.

The fear of women is the beginning of knowledge.

Old friends, we say, are best, when some sudden disillusionment shakes our faith in a new comrade.

If in the last few years you have not discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead.

When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.

Without bigots, eccentrics, cranks and heretics the world would not progress.

Dreaming is good—especially if you dream when you are awake. Remember dreams will remain a dream if you don’t act on them.

If you want a strong future: Becoming secure with insecurity is the best security you can have.

First rate magician perform first rate magic effects, second rate magician performs third rate magic effects.

I think it's our obligation to play, Honor. It's just a game, so can I kiss you?

Talent alone gets you nowhere. You really have to have the grit, and you gotta have a love for people.

A gypsy told me I was going to do great things. I was going to make all kinds of money.

He can cook and give good massages. What more do you need in a husband?

You are always new to me.

I consider myself more a craftsman than an artist.