There are no unbeatable odds, there are no believable gods.

I don't want you to play me a riff that's going to impress Joe Satriani; give me a riff that makes a kid want to go out and buy a guitar and learn to play.

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

Maybe it's not too late to learn how to love and forget how to hate.

Sometimes I'm scared of being Ozzy Osbourne. But it could have been worse. I could have been Sting.

If you can laugh at your mistakes, it's a good thing.

My son Jack just got out of rehab, he's 17 years old and he got hooked on Oxycontin and I'm just a little pissed off that he never gave me a few.

Hating people isn’t a productive way of living. So what’s the point in hating anyone? There’s enough hate in the world as it is, without me adding to it.

When you’re in love, it’s not just about the messing around in the sack, it’s about how empty you feel when they’re gone.

You've got to believe in yourself, or no one will believe in you. Imagination is like a bird on the wing, flying free for you to use.

One way of keeping your dreams alive is to keep it to yourself. It can save you and protect your dreams to a greater extent.

Rudy, please, wake up, God**** it, I love you. Come on, Rudy, come on, Jesse Owens, don't you know I love you, wake up, wake up, wake up...

Live and let live.Love thyself, in order to love thy man.Smart, independent women attract men.

The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it it's too far to walk back.

If your efforts are sometimes greeted with indifference don't lose heart. The sun puts on a wonderful show at daybreak yet most of the people in the audience go on sleeping.

There are so many people who try so hard and have such big dreams, and it doesn't happen for them.

Technique holds a reader from sentence to sentence, but only content will stay in his mind.

My goal is to be a great-looking 70-year-old! I won't mind being 70, but I want people to say, "You're 70?"

I haven't got any kids yet and it is something I need to address. I'm sure that, God willing, that'll be the next and most fabulous episode of my little life.

The quality an artist must have is objectivity in judging his work, plus the honesty and courage not to kid himself about it.