There are none so impoverished as those who do not acknowledge the abundance of their lives

Sunsets, like childhood, are viewed with wonder not just because they are beautiful but because they are fleeting.

I have Tourettes syndrome.

The most difficult of decisions are often not the ones in which we cannot determine the correct course; rather the ones in which we are certain of the path but fear the journey.

Forgiveness does not require us to close our eyes but rather to truly open them.

So often the pain of our life is no more than a reminder to take our hand off the stove.

such fickle days of love when pain and ecstasy share the same hour

The greatest shackles we bear in thislife are those forged by our own fears

Forgiveness is the key to the heart's shackles.

To choose the path is to choose the destination, but sometimes it seems that the path is under our feet even before we know we're walking.

Regret is the most tiresome of companions.

When I wake up, " he said, "remind me that I'm going to marry her.

Money should not be the motivator in your life, it will only make you slave. Stand for values and you will die in honor.

The driving force behind doing everything that I've been doing as a stand-up is having problems with authority and not liking to be told what to do.

I don't think the United States needs superpatriots. We need patriotism, honestly practiced by all of us, and we don't need these people that are more patriotic than you or anyone else.

There is no right in acting.

Non-Newtonian calculi... have considerable potential as alternative approaches to traditional problems.

when men in politics are together, testosterone poisoning makes them insane.

Madonnas got one big choice. Take a couple of years off and become a human being.

Dancing allows me to go away and not have to think of what I'm doing next.

People are going to be way more patient listening to what I have to say now. I don't have five seconds to get their attention, I have five minutes. That's a huge window.