There are only five things really worth drawing; four of them are pretty girls and the fifth is cats.

If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I never learned from a man who agreed with me.

A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

Every problem has a solution

The truth is that I'm more afraid of marriage than of death.

Stuff about me dating Kim Kardashian - I have no idea where that came from and all these other rumors. I don't think I'm that type.

I cannot believe the volume of famous people I run into in my life, and that's part of the reason I love diary format.

Emotion is primarily about nothing and much of it remains about nothing to the end.

You should wake up every day looking for the trouble you can get into.

Genuine love is volitional rather than emotional.

All failed companies are the same: they failed to escape competition.

Communism and socialism, programs for intellectual control over society ... fascism, a program for the social control of intellect.

For us, there is only the trying. The rest is not our business.